With the onset of IE8 and Fire Fox 3 we now have the proper technology for designing sites the way we always wanted to.
Its time to start taking advantage of newer techniques like transparency in layers.
I found a great article that makes it simple by applying 2 simple styles to your layer:
The worlds first (not really) your mom jokes with a geek twist. These jokes were created by the collaborative efforts of Ed Riggers, Dave Gibson, and Colin Pear! They are so lame they just grow on yah!
- Your mom is so dumb she tried to ride the Service Bus to church.
- Your momma’s so dumb she thought that all the IP address were rest areas between here and Sacramento.
- Your mom’s so fat she tried to eat her Linux kernel.
- Your mom’s so dumb she asked her computer kernel to fry her up some chicken.
- Your momma’s so dumb that when I asked her for her MAC address she gave me the location of the nearest Mc. Donald’s.
- Your mom’s so dumb when I asked if she had an SSID she said don’t worry we’ll use protection.
- Your mommas so dumb she went to the zoo to get more RAM.
- Your mom’s so dumb she asked me if her computer processor could slice and dice too.
- Your mom’s so dumb when I told her she had a nice Dell she said honey that’s a computer not a taco.
- Your moms so dumb she asked me to get some worms from her computer so she could go fishing.
- Yo momma’s so dumb she got a saddle for her Trojan horse.
- Yo momma’s password is so weak you could crack it with a toothpick.
- Your moms so dumb she uses her car key for asymmetric encryption.
- Your mom is so ugly that a whois query won’t even do a look up on her.
- Your mom is so dumb she thought a runtime error was something that happens when you’re sitting on the toilet.
- Your mom is so stupid she tried looking for the Indian living in her SMTP.
- Your mom’s so fat, she thought 256 bytes was a new diet.
- Your mom’s so dumb, she got out her Dr. Scholl’s shoe inserts when I told her to boot into safe mode.
- Your mom’s so dirty, she thought a debugger would get rid of all those roaches she lives with.
- Your mom’s so cheesy, she thought a third-party extension was something she could pick up at the adult toy store.
- Your mom’s so dumb, she thought an al-gor-ithm was something that former Vice President Al Gore invented, like the Internet.
- Your mom is so dumb, when I asked for her al-gor-ithm she said, Global warming.
- Your moms so dumb she thought her pop account came with free soda.
- Your mom is so dumb she thought broadband was a new pant size.
- Your moms so dumb she tried to clean the grease out of her spam filter.
- Your mom is so dumb she thought she could talk to the dead on the Ethernet.
- Yo momma is so dumb she took her Nikes off when she got a run-time error.