Yo Momma Geek Jokes

The worlds first (not really) your mom jokes with a geek twist. These jokes were created by the collaborative efforts of Ed Riggers, Dave Gibson, and Colin Pear! They are so lame they just grow on yah!

  1. Your mom is so dumb she tried to ride the Service Bus to church.
  2. Your momma’s so dumb she thought that all the IP address were rest areas between here and Sacramento.
  3. Your mom’s so fat she tried to eat her Linux kernel.
  4. Your mom’s so dumb she asked her computer kernel to fry her up some chicken.
  5. Your momma’s so dumb that when I asked her for her MAC address she gave me the location of the nearest Mc. Donald’s.
  6. Your mom’s so dumb when I asked if she had an SSID she said don’t worry we’ll use protection.
  7. Your mommas so dumb she went to the zoo to get more RAM.
  8. Your mom’s so dumb she asked me if her computer processor could slice and dice too.
  9. Your mom’s so dumb when I told her she had a nice Dell she said honey that’s a computer not a taco.
  10. Your moms so dumb she asked me to get some worms from her computer so she could go fishing.
  11. Yo momma’s so dumb she got a saddle for her Trojan horse.
  12. Yo momma’s password is so weak you could crack it with a toothpick.
  13. Your moms so dumb she uses her car key for asymmetric encryption.
  14. Your mom is so ugly that a whois query won’t even do a look up on her.
  15. Your mom is so dumb she thought a runtime error was something that happens when you’re sitting on the toilet.
  16. Your mom is so stupid she tried looking for the Indian living in her SMTP.
  17. Your mom’s so fat, she thought 256 bytes was a new diet.
  18. Your mom’s so dumb, she got out her Dr. Scholl’s shoe inserts when I told her to boot into safe mode.
  19. Your mom’s so dirty, she thought a debugger would get rid of all those roaches she lives with.
  20. Your mom’s so cheesy, she thought a third-party extension was something she could pick up at the adult toy store.
  21. Your mom’s so dumb, she thought an al-gor-ithm was something that former Vice President Al Gore invented, like the Internet.
  22. Your mom is so dumb, when I asked for her al-gor-ithm she said, Global warming.
  23. Your moms so dumb she thought her pop account came with free soda.
  24. Your mom is so dumb she thought broadband was a new pant size.
  25. Your moms so dumb she tried to clean the grease out of her spam filter.
  26. Your mom is so dumb she thought she could talk to the dead on the Ethernet.
  27. Yo momma is so dumb she took her Nikes off when she got a run-time error.